Gamma http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/index.php You're just wrong, OK? en gazmillward@hotmail.com Copyright 2007 Pivot Pivot - 1.40.1: 'Dreadwind' Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:31:59 +0100 60 It's been a while... http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=38 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=38#comm ...so what better way to announce our return than with a reference to THE world's best website - the BBC's Have Your Say forum.  Just in case you haven't been keeping up with the latest ill informed rantings (and, to be fair, I haven't either), then I've got a stormer for you.  It's from a Daily Mail topic if ever there was one - Whatever Shall we do with all these Migrants?Read on... ]]> 38@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:31:00 +0100 Quote of the week http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=37 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=37#comm   "He was a socialist until the day he died....which, unfortunately, was today."  Thus spaketh a man who is not used to doing obituaries. ]]> 37@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ linkdump Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:01:00 +0100 It's official: missing kids are bad for the environment http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=36 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=36#comm   Researchers have recently discovered that one of the social demographics with the largest so-called 'carbon footprint' is missing children.  Described as the Madeleine Effect, parents are being warned that just one missing child can indirectly produce as much CO2 as one of the other main offenders: rampant herds of flatulent cattle.Read on... ]]> 36@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:55:00 +0100 What made Martin Brundle more uncomfortable? http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=35 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=35#comm Is it this...Read on... ]]> 35@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:10:00 +0100 Your opinion no longer counts if... #7 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=34 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=34#comm   You call the government the "governBENT".  Sweet chocolatey Jesus, you couldn't make this crap up. ]]> 34@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ linkdump Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:55:00 +0100 If Paris is doing it, then why can't I? http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=33 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=33#comm In order to generate some much-needed interest in this site, I'm going to knuckle down and write about something that really matters: Paris Hilton.Read on... ]]> 33@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:41:00 +0100 Not quite the Darwin awards but... http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=32 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=32#comm Those of us who are faintly relieved to be seeing the back of Graham Poll (although a spot on I'm a Celebrity... doesn't seem out of the question) should pause a while and observe that things could have gone worse.Read on... ]]> 32@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:42:00 +0100 Now I don't like the London Olympics logo any more than the next man... http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=31 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=31#comm Her ...and the next man thinks it's shit, but surely this is just an overreaction?

They did say they wanted it to be interactive but still, the gold medal for fucking up a verrrry simple task goes to...

]]> 31@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ linkdump Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:32:00 +0100 Yes, this is about Madeleine McCann http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=30 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=30#comm Yawn, yes, some kid has gone missing.  All very sad.  What annoys me though, is being told what I'm supposed to feel about this story...Read on... ]]> 30@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:35:00 +0100 It's not a logo - it's a shit http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=29 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=29#comm London 2012's new logo looks shit. There is no other review for it. What was wrong with the old olympic badge and simple wording, I don't know, but clearly some child has been let loose with a turd and a piece of paper and come up with perhaps the most hideous waste of money since Paris Hilton's face.Read on... ]]> 29@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:17:00 +0100 Your opinion no longer counts if... #6 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=28 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=28#comm You think someone who has been excluded from society is a "social piranha".  Yes, I did indeed read this somewhere. ]]> 28@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ linkdump Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:54:00 +0100 Websites that don't exist that should #1 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=27 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=27#comm www.howtallismyjockey.com - Why is there no Wikipedia for the heights of these incredibly short people? It makes very little sense. ]]> 27@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ linkdump Sat, 02 Jun 2007 22:32:00 +0100 Something Star Trek taught me http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=26 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=26#comm Her  Androids can get faaaaat.

 

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]]> 26@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Wed, 30 May 2007 15:05:00 +0100 Mud Wrestling... ON DIALYSIS!!! http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=25 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=25#comm I don't think that the Dutch reality TV show in which a terminally ill woman gets to choose who gets her kidneys goes far enough.  The person who gets that kidney needs to want it.  Want it bad.  And be hot.  Obviously, anyone who's in the late stages of renal failure is gonna be looking a little peaky, but if they really want it, they'll make the effort. So, here's my suggestion.Read on... ]]> 25@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Tue, 29 May 2007 15:36:00 +0100 I guarantee you Madeleine wouldn't be famous if she looked like a foot http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=24 http://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/entry.php?id=24#comm Ever noticed how only cute kids ever go missing? I mean, I'm sure ugly kids get "misplaced" every now and again, but it's only ever the cute ones in the news - usually blonde. You can understand why. Ugly kids need to be removed from the gene pool before they're old enough to pass on their ugly to the rest of mankind. Madeleine needs to be found so we can get her pregnant as soon as she's on the rag. It's a race against time.

I can guarantee you nobody would give a shit about her if she looked like this:Read on... ]]> 24@http://johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/pivot/ default Mon, 21 May 2007 23:23:00 +0100