GammaYou're just wrong, OK?2007-09-19T20:31:59+01:00Himhttp://www.johntroutproductions.co.uk/gamma/index.phpgazmillward@hotmail.comtag:gamma,2007:GammaPivotCopyright (c) 2007, Authors of GammaIt's been a while...2007-09-19T20:31:00+01:002007-09-19T20:31:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.38...so what better way to announce our return than with a reference to THE world's best website - the BBC's Have Your Say forum. Just in case you haven't been keeping up with the latest ill informed rantings (and, to be fair, I haven't either), then I've got a stormer for you. It's from a Daily Mail topic if ever there was one - Whatever Shall we do with all these Migrants? ...EmmaQuote of the week2007-08-12T04:01:00+01:002007-08-12T04:01:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.37 "He was a socialist until the day he died....which, unfortunately, was today." Thus spaketh a man who is not used to doing obituaries.EmmaIt's official: missing kids are bad for the environment2007-08-12T03:55:00+01:002007-08-12T03:55:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.36 Researchers have recently discovered that one of the social demographics with the largest so-called 'carbon footprint' is missing children. Described as the Madeleine Effect, parents are being warned that just one missing child can indirectly produce as much CO2 as one of the other main offenders: rampant herds of flatulent cattle. ...EmmaWhat made Martin Brundle more uncomfortable?2007-08-12T04:04:00+01:002007-07-22T12:10:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.35Is it this... ...GarethYour opinion no longer counts if... #72007-06-18T21:55:00+01:002007-06-18T21:55:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.34 You call the government the "governBENT". Sweet chocolatey Jesus, you couldn't make this crap up.EmmaIf Paris is doing it, then why can't I?2007-08-04T19:03:00+01:002007-06-09T23:41:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.33In order to generate some much-needed interest in this site, I'm going to knuckle down and write about something that really matters: Paris Hilton. ...EmmaNot quite the Darwin awards but...2007-06-05T19:44:00+01:002007-06-05T19:42:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.32Those of us who are faintly relieved to be seeing the back of Graham Poll (although a spot on I'm a Celebrity... doesn't seem out of the question) should pause a while and observe that things could have gone worse. ...EmmaNow I don't like the London Olympics logo any more than the next man...2007-06-05T19:43:00+01:002007-06-05T19:32:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.31...and the next man thinks it's shit, but surely this is just an overreaction?
They did say they wanted it to be interactive but still, the gold medal for fucking up a verrrry simple task goes to...EmmaYes, this is about Madeleine McCann2007-06-04T21:35:00+01:002007-06-04T21:35:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.30Yawn, yes, some kid has gone missing. All very sad. What annoys me though, is being told what I'm supposed to feel about this story... ...EmmaIt's not a logo - it's a shit2007-06-04T17:18:00+01:002007-06-04T17:17:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.29London 2012's new logo looks shit. There is no other review for it. What was wrong with the old olympic badge and simple wording, I don't know, but clearly some child has been let loose with a turd and a piece of paper and come up with perhaps the most hideous waste of money since Paris Hilton's face. ...GarethYour opinion no longer counts if... #62007-06-04T10:54:00+01:002007-06-04T10:54:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.28You think someone who has been excluded from society is a "social piranha". Yes, I did indeed read this somewhere.EmmaWebsites that don't exist that should #12007-06-02T22:33:00+01:002007-06-02T22:32:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.27www.howtallismyjockey.com - Why is there no Wikipedia for the heights of these incredibly short people? It makes very little sense.GarethSomething Star Trek taught me2007-05-30T15:05:00+01:002007-05-30T15:05:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.26 Androids can get faaaaat.
EmmaMud Wrestling... ON DIALYSIS!!!2007-06-02T22:24:00+01:002007-05-29T15:36:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.25I don't think that the Dutch reality TV show in which a terminally ill woman gets to choose who gets her kidneys goes far enough. The person who gets that kidney needs to want it. Want it bad. And be hot. Obviously, anyone who's in the late stages of renal failure is gonna be looking a little peaky, but if they really want it, they'll make the effort. So, here's my suggestion. ...EmmaI guarantee you Madeleine wouldn't be famous if she looked like a foot2007-05-25T09:42:00+01:002007-05-21T23:23:00+01:00tag:gamma,2007:Gamma.24Ever noticed how only cute kids ever go missing? I mean, I'm sure ugly kids get "misplaced" every now and again, but it's only ever the cute ones in the news - usually blonde. You can understand why. Ugly kids need to be removed from the gene pool before they're old enough to pass on their ugly to the rest of mankind. Madeleine needs to be found so we can get her pregnant as soon as she's on the rag. It's a race against time.
I can guarantee you nobody would give a shit about her if she looked like this: ...Gareth