It's official: missing kids are bad for the environment
Sunday 12 August 2007 at 03:55 am
Researchers have recently discovered that one of the social demographics with the largest so-called 'carbon footprint' is missing children. Described as the Madeleine Effect, parents are being warned that just one missing child can indirectly produce as much CO2 as one of the other main offenders: rampant herds of flatulent cattle.
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