If Paris is doing it, then why can't I?
Saturday 09 June 2007 at 11:41 pm
In order to generate some much-needed interest in this site, I'm going to knuckle down and write about something that really matters: Paris Hilton.
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In order to generate some much-needed interest in this site, I'm going to knuckle down and write about something that really matters: Paris Hilton.
Those of us who are faintly relieved to be seeing the back of Graham Poll (although a spot on I'm a Celebrity... doesn't seem out of the question) should pause a while and observe that things could have gone worse.
Yawn, yes, some kid has gone missing. All very sad. What annoys me though, is being told what I'm supposed to feel about this story...
London 2012's new logo looks shit. There is no other review for it. What was wrong with the old olympic badge and simple wording, I don't know, but clearly some child has been let loose with a turd and a piece of paper and come up with perhaps the most hideous waste of money since Paris Hilton's face.
You call the government the "governBENT". Sweet chocolatey Jesus, you couldn't make this crap up.
...and the next man thinks it's shit, but surely this is just an overreaction?
They did say they wanted it to be interactive but still, the gold medal for fucking up a verrrry simple task goes to...
You think someone who has been excluded from society is a "social piranha". Yes, I did indeed read this somewhere.
www.howtallismyjockey.com - Why is there no Wikipedia for the heights of these incredibly short people? It makes very little sense.