Something Star Trek taught me

Wednesday 30 May 2007 at 3:05 pm

  Androids can get faaaaat.

 

Mud Wrestling... ON DIALYSIS!!!

Tuesday 29 May 2007 at 3:36 pm I don't think that the Dutch reality TV show in which a terminally ill woman gets to choose who gets her kidneys goes far enough.  The person who gets that kidney needs to want it.  Want it bad.  And be hot.  Obviously, anyone who's in the late stages of renal failure is gonna be looking a little peaky, but if they really want it, they'll make the effort. So, here's my suggestion.
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I guarantee you Madeleine wouldn't be famous if she looked like a foot

Monday 21 May 2007 at 11:23 pm Ever noticed how only cute kids ever go missing? I mean, I'm sure ugly kids get "misplaced" every now and again, but it's only ever the cute ones in the news - usually blonde. You can understand why. Ugly kids need to be removed from the gene pool before they're old enough to pass on their ugly to the rest of mankind. Madeleine needs to be found so we can get her pregnant as soon as she's on the rag. It's a race against time.

I can guarantee you nobody would give a shit about her if she looked like this:
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When dictionaries go wrong

Monday 21 May 2007 at 10:45 pm Now, if I was the maker of an online word game I would perhaps be a little more careful about the dictionary I used if this was one of the answers...
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