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Brian Ferry is a Nazi for appreciating the brilliant use of Nazi iconography in the 1930s. If a Muslim blows himself up in some perverted interpretation of the Qu'ran, it's Tony Blair's fault. And the quick, one-stop total solution to alcoholism in this country is to ban children from drinking alcohol in the home. World peace, on the other hand, is one on-line petition signature away from reality.
Seeing as I had a Have Your Say comment rejected because it contained the word "boobs" and was even accused of defamation by the BBC for questioning why Chelsea FC weren't hauled before a disciplinary hearing for allowing their fans to throw large amounts of celery at Cesc Fabregas, I feel great amusement at the fact that the word "cunt" got through the net...
Actually, if you're saying that then it probably isn't.
Bremner, Bird and Fortune is only two-thirds as funny and challenging as it could be. Solving this problem is quite simple.
As a serial worrier and hypochondriac I have decided to use this space as a cheap version of therapy. Hopefully by expressing my numerous fears and irrational phobias I will alleviate my concerns. This is not of interest to anyone but me, yet I hope that by expressing my thoughts in the medium of the printed word I will transfer my worries from my head elsewhere. I am that self-involved.
It's official. It seems sadly true that South Park is the last funny, thought provoking satire on TV. Sad really. Maybe Rory Bremner should take note.